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This archive is a compendium of Sanibel Shell Shocked Columns
including new articles, columns from the current year's Shell Shocked newspaper feature, and Classic Shell Shocked Columns - each thoughtfully selected from Art’s personal favorites.
A Life Shattering Question: Is It Late Afternoon or Early Evening?
Harry the Heron
I Met a Martian at Bailey's
Gulf and Golf
Bridging the Generation Gap
A Hometown Sanibel Hero Returns
The Heartbreak of Pizza Addiction
Irreconcilable Differences
The Cat’s Got Your Tongue
Talking Sports with Your Wife
Martian or Mother-in-Law
How To Play Annoying
But Winning Tennis
Coffee, Tea or Milk
Being a Vampire in Sanibel
is no Easy Chore
The True History of Sanibel – Part One
The True History of Sanibel – Part Two
An Interview with an Alligator
The Genie and the Gecko
The Day They Confiscated My Smucker’s Cherry Preserves
The Charge of the Battery Brigade
Optimism Isn’t For the Faint of Heart
Car sickness in Sanibel
Recycling the Racoon Way
Put a Little Cheese in Your Social Life
Rimy and Smalto Are Not Household Words
The Presidential Candidate's First Press Conference
Whiners Club Complains About Being in Sanibel
Summit in Sanibel
Heartbreak in Sanibel:
The Top Ten Stories of 2012
Hugging – the Equal Opportunity Human Connector
New Years Resolutions that are Easy to Keep
Finding the Cure for the Dangling Participle
The Frommer Endorsement and the
Miami Beach Counter Attack
The Frog in the Toilet
Trying to Put Two Thoughts Together
The Near Miracle on the Golf Course
The Great Horned Owl and the Hawk
Shooting the Breeze with my Younger Self
Arguing My Way into the Argument Club
Trouble in Santa Claus Land
Election Fraud in Sanibel
Crisis in Alligator Land
Nudists have their rights too
How Peter Rabbit Changed my Life
Man’s Best Friend – His Pencil
The Greatest Baseball Movie Ever Made
The Great Rack/Lack of Lamb Misunderstanding
The Most Boring Man in the World
The Vampire Needs a Blood Test
Sanibel – a Wine Taster’s Paradise
Leap Year
It's a Wonderful Life, Part 2
European Tour Guides - Masters of Trivia
Another Scoop for Oprah Winfrey
Chadwick The Boxing Cat
Don't Feed the Birds
A Tyrannosaurs Is Loose In Sanibel
Landmark Victory for Alligators
A Mid-Summer Night's Dream
How to Live with a Broken Heart
Doctor Racquet
I'd Rather Starve Than Take This Job
Beware the Ides of March
Another Victim of Addiction
Is There No Privacy Left?
Famous Movie Lines
The Gods of Golf
The Cane Mutiny
The Benefits of Being Dim
The Dreaded Diagnosis Delirium
Saving Sanibel From Itself
A Hurricane Named Arthur
The Day Santa's Reindeer Went on Strike
The Day Santa's Reindeer Went Back to Work
Lyrics to Die For
The Humor Review Board
The Tommy and Hank Show
The Absence of Mallomars
Bob and Jane Go to a Bar
Summit in Sanibel 2018
Keep the Beer Cans off the Beach
Eight Things You Wish You had Known
at Age Twenty - Five
Film Noir Redux
Remembering Rodney Dangerfield
Are We Being Fired or Downsized?
Things to do While Self-Quarantining
Captain Syntax to the Rescue
Being a Vampire in Somerset Is No Easy Chore
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